I decided to boot up Prospector for the "first" time tonight (having run it a couple of times previously but not having spent more than a couple of minutes playing, let alone trying to figure it out), and a cursory visit to Space Station 2 had this gem:
Equipment Store -> Order Item
"What would you like to order?"
I sort of sat there blankly, and then typed in: "True love."
The burly guy behind the counter answered back, "I don't think I ever heard of those."
Touché, sir. But maybe love will find you someday.